There’s no getting rid of a monkey off your shoulder ark. It’s just a fact of life. But there are ways to get it off, and in this article, we’ll show you how. First, you’ll need some tools. A sharp knife or hatchet is the best way to cut through the monkey’s fur. Once you’ve cut through the fur, be sure to remove any skin that may be on the monkey’s body. Finally, use a hot water bottle or a pot of boiling water to clean the monkey off your shoulder ark. Now that the monkey is off your shoulder ark, it’s time to put it back on! First, take your hatchet or knife and make a small hole in one end of the monkey’s ear. Then fit the earring through the hole and fasten with a screwdriver or other type of fastener. Finally, put on your clothes and enjoy your new Monkey!